Boop Bop

The 2 Year Old Wonder
Boop Bop, most commonly referred to as Danny or Fucking Mongrel, is a perpetual 2 year old who joined the server around the same time as David and Brandon. Danny has the unique ability to stay 2 years old at all times and has been for nearly 18 years; yes, he was 2 during his first year as a human. Danny comes from the eastern lands of one of the two Virginia's and David takes pride in never remembering which one it is. Danny spends a lot of time dialing the police or the boclicle, whichever is nearest at the time, and sending them after the other members. He is a percussionist and saxophone player but he wastes his skills playing shit games like Clone Hero and Terraria. Danny finally turned legal July 10, 2018.

Pre-Catastrophe
Danny was a lurker on the hit video game console, the xbox 360. He was CaptainButtFlap or some other shitty variation of the gamertag. He was friends with Connor and Travis and would spend the better days of his youth playing minecraft and talking about cute girl anime; something he does not seem to outgrow. Danny moved on to the Ps4 where he severed his relationship with Connor and hung out with David, Brandon, and Carlos on a daily basis. Eventually his Walrus of a father decided that his 2 year old needed a laptop, so thus began Danny's journey to the indie market on steam. He joined discord and eventually found himself in the Catastrophe server.

Current (201x-mid2018) Catastrophe
Danny is usually heard yelling at the other catastrophe members and making unreasonable requests, such as "get on Terraria", "Let's watch Gosick", and "Hey, wanna listen to some Fortnite music". He is constantly playing the indie game of the week or Clone Hero and gets upset that no-one else plays these games with him. He doesn't mind though because he never hops on Siege anyways so it's really his fault if you think about it. He is also usually bopping his mouth to the Legend of Zelda OST and changing people's name on the server to the most recent meme. He owns a K-On bluray. Danny also pretty much owns the dj-spam text channel and floods it with requests on a daily basis. Danny is now legal.

Quotes
"I just stood up and turned around and there was magically shit there, did it come out of me?"

“NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE HOLOCAUST”

"You guys made me a Jew!"

"It's not progressive at all, that's what's making me jewish"

"i know so much about cats"

"Last person to pin a message is real gay...Well i guess im real gay"

"Dean was beaten today"

Trivia

 * It is said that Shad has a folder that's labeled porn but in reality, it's just Danny's cropped out face copied and pasted 55,842 times.