MetallicBlaze

Dylan
AKA. The Edge Lord or Matalzombie321 a chill member who usually only shows up for DnD sessions when he can. Dylan is known for constantly working hard and somehow always finding the worst woman to date. He has a craptop which is only a little better than Dean's in which it can run Minecraft but nowhere near Overwatch which means he'd constantly bug us with buying shitty free to play games.

Pre-Catastrophe
Everything changed when Dylan met Long-Life friends David and Shad. Dylan had a huge affinity for Top-Down RTS styled games like Command and Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars and Halo Wars which he would play exclusively with Shad a majority of the time. When not playing with Shad, Dylan's true faggotry showed, and it showed big. David and Dylan had this wonderful thing where they would flock to each other whilst screaming the word faggot over and over, higher and higher until there was nothing but ear piercing screeches and sweat pouring out of the 2 boys. Together with CaptainMcKewl and TheJobeNator, these bundles of sticks would spend the better part of their youth playing Halo Reach and Minecraft. Many times the announcer would be saying words like betrayal as they fought over the shotgun and/or sniper. Together with Shad and other boys, they would also play a lot of custom games. A LOT of custom games. Like homeboy we played that shit so much that we got good at the custom game modes. Those were chill times and they also shared their bout of trouble; namely Hamachi and Oovoo. Dylan went off to chat with women online and thus marked the end of stage 1.

Troubling Times
The awkward in-between period in where the group was using Skype and the Xbox 360 Dylan had developed Testicular Cancer and was in the hospital for a long period of time, In which Shad would hop on the PC and play Minecraft with him while he was recovering. Although Dylan was in the hospital for a long period of time he still prevailed and recovered perfectly healthy and Got back to insulting Shad and David calling them gay. Self proclaimed "One Nut Wonder."

Current Era
Dylan was able to find the group on Discord and he's now back to laughing and screaming with the group once again when he can find the time in his busy schedule to drop by.

Aliases

 * Matalzombie321
 * Metallic Blaze
 * Edge Lord

Quotes
"Damnit Shad, I don't care how many mods are in this pack I just want to play Pixelmon!"

"Shad you're being a gaylord!"

"Shad I heard the scariest noise outside the house and I'm not going out there to get wood until you go out there to check it out first!"- In Minecraft after installing a creepy creatures mod.

"Faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot"